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Nov. 12th, 2006 | 02:44 pm
music: "The Weekend" - Michael Gray

So this season's been a bit odd to say the least. I don't feel like I'm even ON a parody of a reality show anymore. What's up with that? Producers, hello? :S

Captain Hero's been getting most of the airtime and that's fine by me. Let the world see what an attention-whoring, closet queen he totally reeeally is. 'Sides, the show's gone so downhill I'm embarrassed to be associated with it anymore (well, I guess that's always been the case, but whatev!).

We're coming back next year for the rest of the season but who knows after that. Honestly, I'd be content to go back to vg's but after this I'll probably end up on The Surreal Life with Screech and Corky from Life Goes On.

Mmmmm...retard sex. Reminds me of sex with Tim. Oh yes, I went there. RETARD JOKES FTW!

Outie ya'll.

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MmmmMMmmm...

Apr. 8th, 2006 | 12:13 am

So I'm being totally emo tonight wondering WHY it is that I can't get the good gigs anymore. Like, for example, landing the lead in Kingdom Hearts II (or, fuck, I'd settle for a cameo). Total sausage-fest meat-market free-for-all...yummmmMMmmm...

Leon, just say the word. Y'know if you need any help with that gun. Blade.

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Mar. 15th, 2006 | 11:57 pm
mood: morose morose
music: "Cruel" - Tori Amos

Oh, Tim how could you?! He's your cousin! Your identical cousin! Even I'M not that kinky.

STRONGXANDIRSTRONGXANDIR!!


Well, the only upside to all of this is that Captain Hero finally CAME OUT! It's about fucking time.

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First official post

Feb. 21st, 2006 | 04:53 pm
mood: curious curious
music: "Send Me an Angel" - Pet Shop Boys

Ok, so, OMG -- check it! I've finally jumped on the LJ bandwagon. Like how much more of a trendwhore could I be?!

I've got so much to write about, because there's been insane amounts of hook-ups in the house this season. Some I'd rather...not remember. But anyway! I've gotta cut this entry a little short because I'm meeting up with Craig soon for some dinner and f'donkin'.

P.S.
I hope the rest of you guys make journals soon. Like now. 'Kay?!

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Feb. 19th, 2006 | 10:14 pm

I'm on a never-ending quest to save my boyfriend.

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